why hello there
today i discovered the true meaning of one of my favourite songs........grrr

"my first customer was megan she came in for a hamburger with the lot...no meat hey thats a salad roll i said and we started going out
my second customer was sandy she came in for diet pepsi morning tea each day and i said you dont need to be on a diet you wanna come out tonight?"

and so on and so forth
but the hamburger....ISN'T REALLY A HAMBURGER!!!!!! ahhhh its code for something of much less innocence....
and this line .. "My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce, "MORE SAUCE" she said" ahhh how could i not have realised??? and i thought it was about an innocent man who enjoyed making hamburgers grr....

as the holidays draw rather much to fast to the conclusion, im trying to fill my days with happy things and wonderful events as it is technically our last proper summer holidays, but sadly i often end up wasting large amounts of time on this stupid timewasting invention of the internet. pfft. actually thats not entirely true. ive earnt $840 working at dads shop selling mobile phones, and ive also gotten quite a tan. does anybody else feel incredibally guilty when they get sunburnt? specially if while you are watching tv in all your sunburnt glory a news report comes on with graphic pictures of huge and gross melanomas?? ew......oh and next week im off to the BIG DAY OUT!! which is so big it deserves capitals that shall be so exciting although my parents are getting a little annoying.. "now dont go in the mosh pit", "make sure you are always with your friends", "hold hands when crossing the road" la di da shesh